Today at church my roommate and I were sitting together by a pew near the door. Just before the meeting started he told me that he would be right back and stepped out the door. A few seconds later a cute girl walks in the door and asks me if the seat next to me was open, and being the great roommate I am I said yes. The look of betrayal on my roommate’s face was priceless...but I know he would have done the same to me!
